Whale Tales top ten list for Christmas
We saw the lampshades and they didn't do much for us. We just didn't like the trim, here is a more detailed list of what we want.
1* A guy that knows what a short and spin cycle is, not mistaking it for a brisk ride around a roundabout.
2* A lampshade tall enough for guys to walk out from under.
3* A guy who is secure enough to not require constant P.D.A. (Public Displays of Affection)
4* A guys whose cooking ability extends beyond scrambled eggs and vegemite.
5* At least 4 pairs of satin boxer shorts is a must (for sharing).
6* Undercuts were never trendy, neither were feeble attempts at 5 o'clock shadows.
7* A bicycle is cool.
8* Panel vans and family cars aren't.
9* Still enjoys 'Twister' and 'Stuck in the Mud'.
10* A deck of cards so we can play 500 and snap.

P.S. Thank you to the anonymous fan. For your support and encouragement. It's nice to know we don't go unnoticed.
P.P.S Whilst reading Psalm 25: 5 it really spoke to us.
'Lead me in your truth and teach me, for you are the God of my salvation; for you I wait all day long.
This is our strength source.


Whale Tales, you've done it again. Several points were raised and I'll try to address them individually.

  1. Your talking about a washing machine, my old twin tub goes flat-out till you turn it off.

  2. Huh?

  3. Fair enough, don't want to be putting people off their food. Good to show affection at appropriate times though.

  4. Good point. Cooking is a two way street, girls need to be able to cook too.

  5. Okay, if that's what you're into. You'll need to get someone who's a similar size.

  6. I thought they were alright, never had one though. 5 o'clock shadows aren't usually on purpose, we just haven't shaved.

  7. With you all the way, let's ride!

  8. What about for tradesmen? You may need a family car eventually.

  9. Are we talking about movies or games?

  10. I agree, better than watching Tele.

Thanks for your letter, once again you've helped me smile. One day I'll find out who you are. Ed.